We are Karen and Sharon...
And we've made a newspaper just for you. Just imagine it! A newspaper created entirely for your dwindling attention span, your need for punchlines, and your inability to read anything in the physical, third dimension! And with all the modern pressure to be selfless, kind, and compassionate, isn't it a refreshing indulgence to have something all to yourself? We can just call it your guilty little pleasure. And remember:
Whatever you say... We print.
Whatever you say... We print.
